Things my kids say:


So, B and I were riding in the van on the way to her grandmothers house when we saw an El Camino parked near the edge of the road. I noted how I always thought those were ugly cars and said:

'What are they anyways? A car? A truck?'

A few minutes later, after our conversaton had died down a bit, from the back of the van I hear this:

'I think it's a c-ck.'

I didn't wreck the van, nor did I say anything. I was quickly trying to figure out exactly what my stepdaughter was talking about when she then said:

'You know, a car and a truck. A c-ck.'

I muttered something and let that one go.

A few days later, I picked up Ryan from his new daycare. He was in a great mood and on the way home he was singing a nonsense song that went something like this:

'Lalala la la la lala'

So, I asked, 'Ryan, what are you singing?'

I swear, the child sighed at me! Then he said:

'I'm singing lalala.'

I didn't say anything else on the way home. He's not quite 2 and 1/2 yet. Send help. Please.  ¶ 3:24 PM (0) comments