Excuse me while my head explodes...
So, we know that my first closing today has been postponed until Monday, right? That's fine, things happen. My second closing was scheduled for 4pm today. I show up and it seems that my out of town buyer's lender had the packet on his desk, open, and
DIDN'T MAIL IT!!!!
I guess I should look on the bright side and realize that I have two closings on Monday, but I don't want to.