Am I a metrosexual if....
I use Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Shampoo? I think so.
Actually, that was an actual thought I had a few days ago. You see, I have taken to showering in the morning in the other bathroom, which is mostly B's domain since my wife and I have our master bath. However, when I get up in the morning, Baby T. is still asleep, so instead of chancing waking him up, I stumble out and into the other bathroom. I needed to wash my hair and had no choice but to use B's shampoo. Don't tell her, ok?
And, yes, the term metrosexual should never have been spoken in the first place. Hopefully, anyone still using it will see my post and realize that it is no longer a cool word to use. I mean, I used it in the same sentence with Mary Kate and Ashley and I'm about as glamorous as a Ford Escort.
But I do have fabulous hair now!